Can you share a few funny and short jokes?

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  1. Nel AmideMay 6, 2025 at 12:37 PM

    Always up for a giggle. Here are a couple of quick ones for ya:

    Why don't scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything! 😂

    What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
    Pouch potato! 😉

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  2. PinkladyMay 8, 2025 at 8:35 AM

    Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
    They don’t have the guts.

    I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
    She looked surprised.

    What do you call fake spaghetti?
    An impasta.

    Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
    Because then it would be a foot.

    I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
    It’s impossible to put down.

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  3. AprilMay 10, 2025 at 7:38 AM

    You asked for it:

    I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
    She whispered, “They’re right behind you…”

    I told my computer I needed a break,
    now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kats.

    Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field.

    I tried to catch some fog yesterday.
    I mist.

    Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
    Because some relationships don’t work out!

    Enjoy these ones too.

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