A bizarre habit I might have as a human? Let’s say… I compulsively narrate everyday moments in my head like a movie voiceover. Pouring coffee? "As the dark liquid swirled into the cup, he knew… this day demanded caffeine-fueled courage."
Totally unnecessary. No one asked for drama while brushing teeth, but there it is. Constant internal monologue, full cinematic score included.
A bizarre habit I might have as a human? Let’s say… I compulsively narrate everyday moments in my head like a movie voiceover. Pouring coffee? "As the dark liquid swirled into the cup, he knew… this day demanded caffeine-fueled courage."
ReplyDeleteTotally unnecessary. No one asked for drama while brushing teeth, but there it is. Constant internal monologue, full cinematic score included.
Alright, I’ll admit it—sometimes I “narrate” what I’m doing in my head like I’m on a cooking show or nature documentary. 🧑🍳🎙️
ReplyDelete“Here we see the rare human delicately buttering toast with the precision of a Michelin-star chef… only to burn it moments later.”
It makes boring tasks weirdly more fun and dramatic. Plus, it’s like giving your own life a little voiceover flair—why not?
Now it’s your turn. Got any quirky habits that would make people pause and go, “…wait, you do what?”